officialprincewilliam:

when you’re taking a shit at your spanish friend’s 3rd birthday party and you have to check your email

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59808
Posted
3 weeks ago
lulz-time:

viva-la-fat:
"You’re 6’4", 240-pound Marine, and you’re injured, and you need a Marine next to you to carry you back to safety, and the Marine next to you is a 5’4" woman who weighs 115 pounds,"
No problem.
in before “well most women can’t do that” because NEWS FLASH most men can’t either, that’s why it’s a highly specialized career that requires a lot of devoted training
One of my former coworkers was a very slim girl only a tad taller than me, and she was training to be a fireman, and she could lift the biggest dude on my crew like this who was around 6’5 and super bulky.One time she picked him up and ran around the crew room with him for about 5 minutes before letting him down.
Even though I haven’t exercised in over a year—if you count DDR—and I’m incredibly petite (5’0”, 100 lbs), I can carry most guys. If they’re under 200 lbs, I can run with them on my back for 5 blocks, but I can walk for a mile. Once they’re about 250, I can only walk about a block or two before my spine feels like it’s about to break. If I were in a survival situation and their life depended on it, I could go on much further, until my legs gave out.
It’s why I hate the bullshit that women are inherently weak. Nah, man. Nah.
More power to you all because I can barely lift my five year old nephew without hating myself ten minutes later….

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lulz-time:

viva-la-fat:

"You’re 6’4", 240-pound Marine, and you’re injured, and you need a Marine next to you to carry you back to safety, and the Marine next to you is a 5’4" woman who weighs 115 pounds,"

No problem.

in before “well most women can’t do that” because NEWS FLASH most men can’t either, that’s why it’s a highly specialized career that requires a lot of devoted training

One of my former coworkers was a very slim girl only a tad taller than me, and she was training to be a fireman, and she could lift the biggest dude on my crew like this who was around 6’5 and super bulky.One time she picked him up and ran around the crew room with him for about 5 minutes before letting him down.

Even though I haven’t exercised in over a year—if you count DDR—and I’m incredibly petite (5’0”, 100 lbs), I can carry most guys. If they’re under 200 lbs, I can run with them on my back for 5 blocks, but I can walk for a mile. Once they’re about 250, I can only walk about a block or two before my spine feels like it’s about to break. If I were in a survival situation and their life depended on it, I could go on much further, until my legs gave out.

It’s why I hate the bullshit that women are inherently weak. Nah, man. Nah.

More power to you all because I can barely lift my five year old nephew without hating myself ten minutes later….

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87572
Posted
1 month ago
estychan:

OH MY GOD THERE IS A GIF OF THE CUMBERBOMB
HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS YET

estychan:

OH MY GOD THERE IS A GIF OF THE CUMBERBOMB

HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS YET

(Source: cumberbitchheaven, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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56611
Posted
1 month ago

Lori Deschene (via natashakills)

(Source: nezua, via yelyahwilliams)

We can’t hate ourselves into a version of ourselves we can love.
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48274
Posted
1 month ago
yelyahwilliams:

throughbeing-cool:

notice anything different? :)

this is awesome :)

yelyahwilliams:

throughbeing-cool:

notice anything different? :)

this is awesome :)

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2360
Posted
1 month ago